We never even said goodbye. We just faded. But how come the memories of you won’t?
Photo of the day: Abandoned baby squirrel gets a second chance
It’s impossible for me to respect bands/musicians that cannot perform well live.
Once the Queen is deemed unfit to serve due to old age or disease, worker bees cluster tightly around her body until she dies from overheating, a process known as “cuddle death.”
i want to play a drinking game where the only rule is kissing you.
How to parent. [via]
That last one though.
I had a long conversation with an old friend today about how, somehow, Louis CK has become the most rational public voice in parenting.
I know most of you exist outside of the parenthood world and, y’know, I also do, seeing as how I am not a parent. But the amount of mothers I see judging each other for their strategies beyond “Do you love and care for your child” is really disheartening.
It’s like there’s an industry that exists to attempt to scare parents into buying books, and the strategy is “LOVING AND CARING FOR YOUR CHILD IS NOT ENOUGH! BUY THIS BOOK TO FIND OUT HOW YOU ARE DESTROYING YOUR CHILD’S LIFE! OR ELSE!”
So I pokemon-fusioned and
And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,
you are in love or lonely,
and I don’t know which one is worse.